Posted by: Brad | 18 December 2008

Kenyans Can Shoot Lasers From Their Eyes

FACT.

A Kenyan shooting a singular laser beam from their eye (presumably so as not to be all show-offy)

A Kenyan shooting a singular laser beam from their eye (presumably so as not to be all show-offy)

See?

Of course, in this new age of “electronics” and “technology” and so forth, we all know that photos are easily manipulated. So, and here’s the tenuous link to actual relevance to my life, I asked my Kenyan housemate Robert about this nifty characteristic.

Do all Kenyans – all Africans – possess this amazing trait?

Robert appeared shifty, unwilling to commit to a response. Perhaps he is simply modest, but I smell a conspiracy.

Please report back here with all Kenyan or laser related sightings and perhaps one day, if we work together, we can uncover the truth to this mystery.

By the way, the original picture’s from here.

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Responses

  1. I’ve seen a couple Kenyan laser shooters. Its pretty cool in real life. lol


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